Beat Cop Review

Beat Cop Review

Brooklyn Vice Cop shows in the 80s were pretty nasty, weren’t they? Not necessarily because of the content, mind you – although some of the subject matter could be a bit gnarly. No, they were nasty because of their sardonic, cynical take on humanity. To the writers of...
Rain World Review

Rain World Review

The Many Gruesome Deaths Of An Adorable Slugcat Look at that soft, adorable slugcut. Those inquisitive eyes. That chubby little body and tiny, grasping hands as it leads through the air. It’s no wonder they made a cute little plushie of it, right? Thing is,...
Aliens Go Home Run Review

Aliens Go Home Run Review

Independence Day meets A League of Their Own It’s all too common and all too easy for those writing about games to describe them as “A meets B and C”, or “the X of Y”. Video game criticism has still not matured to the point where we are...
Alwa’s Awakening Review

Alwa’s Awakening Review

NEStalgia Much like the constant hype machine that is Shovel Knight, Alwa’s Awakening is a retro/NES-inspired Metroidvania that is unapologetically old school, for better or for worse. That said, I quite like Alwa’s Awakening, even more so than Shovel...
Slash It 2 Review

Slash It 2 Review

Words Without Friends.  Thanks Slash It 2. Because of you, I was able to type out this review at least 10% faster than normal, probably. Yes, that’s right, Slash It 2 is what we in the games criticism biz call ‘educational.’ It helps you learn to type...
Crab Dub Review

Crab Dub Review

A Sea Snell and an Underwater Rhino Wage War Against an Evil Taco My subtitle isn’t something clever or a reference this time, that is just the actual store of Crab Dub. Literally, nothing about this game makes sense but that is kind of the draw of it. That and...