Alwa’s Awakening Review

Alwa’s Awakening Review

NEStalgia Much like the constant hype machine that is Shovel Knight, Alwa’s Awakening is a retro/NES-inspired Metroidvania that is unapologetically old school, for better or for worse. That said, I quite like Alwa’s Awakening, even more so than Shovel...
Slash It 2 Review

Slash It 2 Review

Words Without Friends.  Thanks Slash It 2. Because of you, I was able to type out this review at least 10% faster than normal, probably. Yes, that’s right, Slash It 2 is what we in the games criticism biz call ‘educational.’ It helps you learn to type...
Crab Dub Review

Crab Dub Review

A Sea Snell and an Underwater Rhino Wage War Against an Evil Taco My subtitle isn’t something clever or a reference this time, that is just the actual store of Crab Dub. Literally, nothing about this game makes sense but that is kind of the draw of it. That and...
Zombie Estate 2 Review

Zombie Estate 2 Review

Blast From the Past First, a disclosure. Try as hard as I might, I couldn’t find anyone to play online with in Zombie Estate 2. I initially searched for people by setting up my own match and waiting for a good five to ten minutes, to no avail. Following that, I headed...
Power Hover Review

Power Hover Review

Tony Hawk’s Pro Journey Having a memorable and colorful art style is typically a good choice, as games that do stand the test of time. So many games try to go for gritty realism,and end up looking like hot garbage just a few years down the road. Thankfully Power...
Standby Review

Standby Review

A Machine of Pure, Explosive, Compelling Movement Standby hurtles through claustrophobic tunnels of strobing color and throbbing light, demanding reactions bordering on precognition. If you crave speed and relentless challenge, Standby has it. Standby will move so...